try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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