I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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