At least make sure they are 18
Why
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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