I am full of burrito and curiosity
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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