Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
