I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
