hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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