It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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