Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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