i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I party with great urgency now.
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