no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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