sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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