It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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