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(732): View more from New Jersey

we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know

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(248): View more from Michigan

So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.

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(678): View more from Georgia

ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.

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(330): View more from Ohio

...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.

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(817): View more from Texas

Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.

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(404): View more from Georgia

If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...

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(702): View more from Nevada

mcfuck me up

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MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

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(719): View more from Colorado

So here I am, sexting at work.

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