You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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