I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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