turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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