Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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