so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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