I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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