Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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