4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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