scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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