So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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