I think scott just propositioned me for sex
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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