I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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