Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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