Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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