party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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