only you would photoshop your dick
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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