the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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