im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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