i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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