normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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