i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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