Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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