beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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