I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Do I have a choice?
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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