We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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