The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think my tv is drunk
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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