I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on