Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train