We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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