And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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