They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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