Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
