Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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