Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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