addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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