But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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