If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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