Duck Duck Cougar?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Never underestimate the power of titties
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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