It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME