My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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