Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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