How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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