Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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