I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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