That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I died a long time ago.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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