"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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