Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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